By Mallory Brown
Y’all, LOOK AT THIS FACE.
This handsome little fella is out here smiling like he just got approved for a mortgage, paid off his truck, and found out his ex is still single.
Meanwhile, he’s unemployed, homeless, has absolutely ZERO dollars to his name, and is currently living rent-free at the City of Blakely Animal Shelter.
AND SOMEHOW HE’S STILL HAPPIER THAN MOST OF US.
A résumé better than half the people applying for jobs
Now, let’s discuss his qualifications because this boy has a résumé better than half the people applying for jobs these days.
MEET FLINT:
- Neutered, his days of making child support payments are OVER.
- Heartworm NEGATIVE
- Up to date on vaccines
- 35 pounds, perfect size for stealing your couch without taking up the entire thing.
- Dog friendly, loves his fellow four-legged degenerates.
- Kid friendly, perfectly willing to participate in the household circus.
- CAT FRIENDLY! Yes, you read that correctly. Even the tiny judgmental roommates are welcome.
And did we mention he’s HANDSOME?! Because good gracious, that smile could get him out of a speeding ticket in three counties.
He’s done everything right
But here’s where we need your help.
Flint is sitting in an overcrowded municipal shelter, completely vetted, healthy, friendly with practically everybody, and STILL waiting for somebody to give him a chance.
He’s done everything right. He gets along with dogs, kids, AND cats. He’s neutered, vaccinated, heartworm negative, and ready to GO.
WHAT MORE DOES THIS BOY HAVE TO DO?! FILE HIS OWN RESCUE APPLICATION?!
WE ARE BEGGING FOR A FOSTER-BASED RESCUE TO PULL FLINT TO SAFETY!
He doesn’t need fixing. He doesn’t need a personality adjustment. He just needs somebody to see what an incredible little dog he already is.
City of Blakely Animal Shelter, Blakely, GA
Rescue inquiries and shares desperately appreciated!
Meet the other dogs still waiting.
His salary requirements are snacks
PLEASE SHARE FLINT! Somewhere out there is a rescue that needs a handsome, fully vetted, cat-approved gentleman with a million-dollar smile.
And Flint would like to inform them that HE IS AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY AND HIS SALARY REQUIREMENTS ARE SNACKS.