By Mallory Brown
Cash
Cash is giving divorced circus dad who pays child support on three poodles and spends his weekends at the VFW.
His official statement: “I didn’t survive everything I’ve been through to be dressed like a dadgum clown.”
The costume is actually quite fitting considering your management team.
Waylon
Waylon is just happy to be here.
He’s sitting there like somebody told him he’s going trick-or-treating, but nobody explained the part where he has to walk to the houses.
He’s got his little candy bucket READY.
He WILL put a curse on you if you don’t put a Milk-Bone in that bucket.
His only spell is “HOCUS POCUS, WHERE’S MY SNACKUS?”
Libby
She is NOT here to celebrate Halloween.
She is here to ENFORCE IT.
Her hat is perfectly positioned.
Her expression says she’s disappointed in every decision you’ve made since birth.
And she would like to remind everyone that trick-or-treating ends promptly at 8:00 PM, decorations must be removed by November 1st, and unauthorized broom parking WILL result in a fine.
Libby doesn’t cast spells. SHE SENDS CERTIFIED LETTERS.
Her official statement: “Per my previous email…”
Somehow, I’m the one cleaning up everybody’s poop.
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW I BECAME THE LEAST RESPECTED EMPLOYEE AT MY OWN PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT.
But underneath all this Halloween foolishness are three absolutely precious dogs who deserve something much better than a kennel.
They deserve families, couches, belly rubs, and people who will love them even when they act like complete fools.
Cash, Waylon, and Libby are waiting for their happily ever after!
City of Blakely Animal Shelter
Rescue inquiries welcome!
Please share these babies!
They deserve families, couches and belly rubs.
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